Hard To Beat
Four women were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their sons were:
The first mother told her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second woman chimes in, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third woman adds smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth woman continues sipping her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her a subtle "Well . . . ?"
She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 3", hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!'"