Helping The Drunk
A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," said the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slammed the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answered.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," said his wife. "Do you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He called out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yesh" came back the response.
"Do you still need a push?" called out the husband.
"Yesh, Plees" came the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asked the husband.
"Ober here on the zwing!"replied the drunk.