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The Hormone Hostage 

DANGEROUS: Honey, what's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. !

Pass this link on to hormonal friends who need a good laugh, or men who need a warning!  And remember: money talks . . . but chocolate sings.

Another chuckle: A man, not happy with his significant other's mood swings, gave her a mood ring so he would be able to monitor her moods.

When in a good mood, her ring turns green.  When in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.  Maybe next time he'll buy her diamonds . . . or give her some chocolate!


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