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I Dream Of Genie 

A husband took his wife out to play her first round of golf.  Not wanting his buddies to heckle him about the event, he drove to a distant course he had never played.

As luck would have it, she hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the first tee.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!  Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man lounging on the couch in an odd looking outfit asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yes, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary.  Actually I want to thank you.  You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle over there for over a thousand years.  Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.  I'll gladly give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'd like to keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.  He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," responded the genie. "You've got it, it's the least can do.  And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said.  And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to spend the afternoon with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.  What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a bit and said, "You know, you're right.  Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband, and I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable.  After about three hours of non-stop whoopee, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"We're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding." he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"


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