If Hillary Wins
Suppose Hillary Clinton is elected President in 2008 and is spending her first night in the White House.
She has waited so long . . .
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington replies, "Never tell a lie."
"That's gross!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! really don't want to do that!"
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.
Hillary inquires, " How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater, Hillary. Go to the theater."