It's Good To Be A Woman Because. . .
. . . we got off the Titanic first.
. . . we can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
. . . taxis stop for us.
. . . we don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
. . . no fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
. . . we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
. . .if we forget to shave, no one has to know.
. . . we can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
. . . we never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
. . . we have the ability to dress ourselves.
. . . we can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them without clothes.
. . . if we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
. . . we will never regret piercing our ears.
. . . there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
. . . we can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.