Just A Little Too Much
While dining at his favorite table in a very ritzy Beverly Hills restaurant, a man notices a most gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a table nearby.
He summons his waiter and asks that the establishment's finest bottle of Merlot be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter retrieves the bottle from the wine cellar and quickly delivers it to the woman, explaining it is from the gentleman.
She looks at the wine and sends a note back to the man.
Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches of enjoyment in your trousers."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her.
His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a red Ferrari Testarossa, two Mercedes, a Volvo AND a BMW 850 in my garage. I have just over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, unfortunately, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off . . . Please just send the bottle back!"