A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage".
The clerk looked at him strangely and asked "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would
The clerk replied, "Well, no"
"And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
And what about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
"Well, I probably
With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why
in the world did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"
And the clerk
replied, "Because you're at Home Depot."