A Bad Deal
Peter walks into the doctor's office and says,
I've bbeen stttutering ffor yyyears, and IIII'm tttired of it.
Cccan yyyou hehehelp me?"
Doc says, "Well,
I'll have to examine you to see what's going on."
he examines him, and says, "Well I think I know what
the problem is.
Peter says, "Wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"
Doc says, "Well, it's your special purpose, it's about
a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain
on your vocal cords."
Peter says, "Wwwat cccan we ddo?"
Doc says, "Well, I can remove it and transplant a shorter
Peter says, "Dddo it!"
Peter has the
and a couple months later, he comes back into the doctor's
office and says, "Doc, you solved the problem and I don't
stutter anymore, but I've only made whoopee once since it healed
up. My wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked
it with my old special purpose. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want
you to put my old one back on."
Doc says, "Nnnnope.
A ddddeal's a ddddeal !!!"