A Dumb Blond GUY joke
Subject: FINALLY! a dumb blond guy joke!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for
lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
If get burritos one more time I'm going to jump
"The blond guy opened his lunch and said,
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees
corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his lunch sees a burrito and
The blond guy opens his lunch, sees bologna and
jumps to his death also.
At the funeral, The Irishman's wife is weeping.
She says, "If only I'd known how really
tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it
to him again!
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I
could have given him tacos or enchiladas and saved his life! I
didn't realize he hated burritos so
Everyone turned and stared at the blond guys wife.
"Hey, don't look at me" she said.
"He packed his own lunches."