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Bill's Choice
(The "Irony' Gates)

I'm sure you've probably heard this one before, but I get a kick out of it time and time again.

That inevitable day arrived when Bill Gates passed on and he found himself standing in front of the Pearly Gates (no relation, of course).

As he approached, Saint Peter appeared and chided him, "So Bill, do these clouds look a little familiar? I told The Boss he should have asked you for a royalty every time you used one on a box. They ARE His, you know"

"You must have a little bit of the devil in you, Saint Peter", responded Bill.

"Speaking of the devil, have we got a deal for you. Being the great Bill Gates, and all, The Boss said you can visit both heaven and 'that other place' and decide where you want to spend your eternity.

Bill chose to visit heaven first and was quite pleased to learn it was everything he had envisioned. But out of curiousity, he couldn't resist the opportunity to visit the alternative.

When they reached their destination Bill was truly astounded. It was a warm day at the beach! Blue skies, palm trees and white sand framed the glistening ocean that provided a pleasant breeze. Seagulls floated effortlessly over head as the waves murmured gently against the shore. Polite waiters in white tuxedoes with tails served cold drinks with little umbrellas in them as the chefs prepared a succulent meal over an open fire. Guests reclined in comfortable lounge chairs under open air cabanas with thatched roofs. A reggae band added a finely textured finish to the ambience one would expect in paradise.

"This is truly unbelievable", commented Bill, as crowds of attractive, tan, bikini clad young women played frisbee and volleyball or frolicked in the surf. A golden labrador retriever nuzzled up against Bill's knee as if to say "I'm your best friend."

"Saint Peter, I know this sounds absurd, but this place is great! I'm going to stay right here", Bill exclaimed!

"OK, Bill, it's up to you. If you're sure then I'll be leaving. I'll check back with you in a couple of weeks."

True to his word, Saint Peter dropped back in after a couple of weeks had passed. Bill was chained to a wall with flames licking at his boots. "Saint Peter, what happened", asked Bill? As soon as you left I was chained to this wall and I've been here ever since. I'm literally burning up. I've been whipped and beaten and kicked. Where's the hell you showed me"

"Oh for heaven's sake, Bill" fretted Saint Peter, . . . didn't I mention . . .   . . . that was just a demo."

Thanks go out to Jim Johnson for "Bill's Choice"
and DKS for the appropriate "renaming"!


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