Happy Halloween !!!
A couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed,
and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
Her husband did not know what her costume was, so she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could, and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive person
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to
the new lady that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he
wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little fun.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a
time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going
to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR
IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.