Boudreaux In The Pool
A rich white man in Lake Charles, Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Boudreaux, the only real Cajun in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a real good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and barbecue and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 12 foot long man eating alligator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash, and everyone turned around and saw Boudreaux in the pool! Boudreaux was fighting the alligator and kicking its ass!
Boudreaux was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere!
Both Boudreaux and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Boudreaux strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a Wal-Mart goldfish.
Boudreaux then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Boudreaux, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it", said Boudreaux.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet fair and square. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it." answered Boudreaux.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was an amazing feat. How about a new Corvette and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Boudreaux said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Boudreaux, then what do you want?"
Boudreaux said, "I just want the name of that son of a gun who pushed me into the pool !!!"