Tortured In Texas
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his kahunas ached almost all the time.
The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants.
The doc put one finger under his left kahuna and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right kahuna, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side.
Then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snip ping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget ! to get dressed and see if his kahunas still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his kahunas were no longer aching.
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots!"