Top 10 Signs You Are
Addicted To The Net
10) You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and
stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
9) You get a tattoo that reads "This body best
viewed with NETSCAPE Navigator 3.0 or higher."
8) You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and
7) You turn off your modem and get this awful empty
feeling, like you pulled the plug on someone you love.
6) You spend half of your plane trip with your laptop
on your lap . . . and your child in the overhead
5) You decide to stay in college for an additional
year or two, just for the free high-speed Internet
4) You laugh at people with 2,400-baud modems.
3) You start using smileys in your snail mail.
2) The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.
1) Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged on for
two hours . . .
You start to twitch . . .
You pick up the phone and manually
dial your ISP's access number. . .
You try to hum to communicate with the
modem. . .
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