Top 10 Signs You Are Addicted To The Net

10) You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9) You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with NETSCAPE Navigator 3.0 or higher."

8) You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom.

7) You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you pulled the plug on someone you love.

6) You spend half of your plane trip with your laptop on your lap . . . and your child in the overhead compartment.

5) You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free high-speed Internet access.

4) You laugh at people with 2,400-baud modems.

3) You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2) The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.

1) Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged on for two hours . . .

You start to twitch . . .

You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. . .

You try to hum to communicate with the modem. . .


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