• A simple friend has never seen you cry.
  • A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
  • A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
  • A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
  • A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
  • A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
  • A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to
  • A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
  • A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
  • A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
  • A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
  • A real friend could blackmail you with it.
  • A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
  • A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
  • A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an arguement.
  • A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
  • A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
  • A real friend expects to always be there for you!

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